This weekend's things to do list...

1. Get an appointment at the opticians. This is top priority, since it involves leaving the house.

2. Email Boots and tell them that an expression of regret at them ballsing up isn't enough and I want the missing piece from that fucking jigsaw. (No, seriously. A magnetic globe jigsaw, and the middle of Africa's missing.)

3. Write around various high schools for work experience.

4. Sort out all that goddamn paperwork littering my room. Bin as much as possible, sort out the rest.

5. Tidy room in general.

6. Test the weapons stats I've written for Smog & Mirrors. I finished the generic armoury last night, and did the Brigantian and Goethian military arsenals last week. Now I need to see if the weapons (particularly the hand-to-hand ones) are at the right lethality level. A few dry-runs against human targets, with and without armour, should do it.