You know how 9/11 happened because the security at American airports ranged from shit-to-non-existent?

Well, under new regulations brought in by the incredibly expensive Office Of Homeland Security, a replica M60 machine gun was discovered at the customs desk and banned from being taken on the plane.

Slight problem with the replica. It wasn't entirely convincing as a real piece of military hardware.

In fact, it was 2" long.

Read this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2173150.stm

How can GI Joe protect American oil interests overseas if he gets disarmed by customs?