And another one, for the psycho stalker in my life (and I'm still drunk):

Who are you?
Your prey and confidant.

. Are we friends?
Hell yeah. My closest.

. When and how did we meet?
Now that's something that we both seem to have trouble with. I think it was one of Mish's parties, but we must have met at the talk given by that transexual RAF bomber pilot at UniQ.

. Do you have a crush on me?
Ah, well, if you were single...

. Would you kiss me?
Yes. Been there, done that, it was fun.

. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Psycho stalker woman. Because you're female and you're stalking me.

. Describe me in one word.
Cuddly.

. What was your first impression?
Ooh, cute friend of Mish's.

. Do you still think that way about me now?
Ooh, cute friend.

. What reminds you of me?
Asterisks.

. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
Happiness.

. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Well, yeah. You remember the whole commitment thing?

. Are you going to put this on your journal?
Yeah, why not. I'm drunk.

. How have I affected you?
In the same ways that any close friendship affects anyone.

. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
You can probably guess this one...

. How long do you think we will be friends?
Forever, I like to think.

. Would you hug me?
I do, frequently.

. Physically, what stands out?
Your smile. You should do it more often.

. Emotionally, what stands out?
Your apparent vulnerability, and the sense of humour that goes with it.

. Do you wish I was cooler?
No. You're doing fine.

. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
9. There needs to be some space for Shania Twain and Ali Landry, right?

. Am I lovable?
Yes.

. What do you think my weakness is?
Low self esteem.

. Do you think I'll get married?
Maybe, but I know you're opposed to the idea at the moment.

. What makes me happy?
Security without external pressure.

. What makes me sad?
Stress that you don't feel you can cope with.

. Do you think I could kill someone?
Me, from time to time?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I died from suicide:
Grieve horrendously. And probably feel guilty.

» I said I liked you:
*hug*

» I kissed you:
Ask me in person, because the details aren't suitable for a public forum.

» I lived next door to you:
Learn to cook, so I could invite you over.

» I started smoking:
It's your choice.

» I stole something:
Look at you disapprovingly.

» I was hospitalised:
Stay at your bedside until such a point as you tell me to piss off. (Who's the stalker here, me or you?)

» I ran away from home:
Worry like hell. Try and contact you. Repeat until found.

» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
*comforting hug*


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
Sharp humour, occasionally overly pessimistic, perhaps.

» Eyes:
Bright.

» Face:
Beautiful, particularly the smile.

» Hair:
Stroky.

» Clothes:
Jeans and T-shirts.

» Mannerisms:
Smileys of various sorts.

» Family:
Never met 'em.

WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?:
Through no intention, we seem to have become so.

» Lie to make me feel better?:
No. It wouldn't be fair on you.

» Spread rumours about me?:
Some would say there are enough rumours, but we both know there can never be enough, right?

» Keep a secret if I told you one?:
Yes.

» Loan me some cash?:
How much?

» Hold my hand?:
Gladly.

» Take a bullet for me?:
Yeah, why not. There's nothing to lose. If I die, I'm dead, full stop. If you die, I have to live with it.

» Keep in touch?:
Always.

» Try and solve my problems?:
Don't I?

» Date me?:
Yes.

» Love me?:
This sort of thing can only be answered by time.