Grabbed off Mina Giry's Blurty (and bearing in mind that I'm drunk)

For Mina:

Who are you?
Archangel, Richard, whatever.

. Are we friends?
Yeah, I'd like to say so.

. When and how did we meet?
At the first Guild party. I kind of assumed you were a friend that Mandy had dragged along. Barely spoke to you, if I recall.

. Do you have a crush on me?
Ah, well, if you were straight...

. Would you kiss me?
Yes.

. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Er... damn. Lucrecia excepted, I really don't do nicknames, sorry.

. Describe me in one word.
Hotandwhyisshegaybecausethatisn'tfairMandyyou'realuckygirl. (Is this cheating?)

. What was your first impression?
Hmm, who's hotter, Mandy or Mandy's friend, what's her name, Danielle? (Bearing in mind at this point I didn't realise you were a couple. In fact, I almost subscribed to a surprisingly common theory, that you were sisters!)

. Do you still think that way about me now?
It's a question I'm perfectly willing to leave unanswered, or just fudge with a, "They both are." Ahem...

. What reminds you of me?
References to Mina Harker/Murray.

. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
Tough one. I don't think you'd object to Peta Wilson in a black goth-Victorian dress, right? I know I wouldn't.

. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
"Are you and Mandy sisters, or lesbian lovers?" It's not the kind of question you just come out with, is it?

. Are you going to put this on your journal?
No, never. It'd be too embarrassing... Oh shit.

. How have I affected you?
Hmm, hard to put a finger on it, but you're fun to be around. You've made me look again at issues like hunting and so on.

. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Well, you kind of pulled up the 'Slut' dress and demonstrated how your stockings stay up at the Bobbin tonight.

. How long do you think we will be friends?
Until you leave Lancaster, cos I'm here for good.

. Do you love me?
No.

. Would you hug me?
Yes.

. Physically, what stands out?
Your overall figure, perhaps. If that's not specific enough, how about your hair?

. Emotionally, what stands out?
Very... strong-willed, maybe.

. Do you wish I was cooler?
No. You've got the style, dress sense and attitude to suit me.

. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
8-9ish?

. Am I lovable?
Yes.

. What do you think my weakness is?
Not sure I know you well enough to have determined that yet. (But when I do, I will be able to destroy you, mwuhahahaha! Ahem...)

. Do you think I'll get married?
Er, possibly, maybe. Tell you what, I'll push the boat out and suggest sometime this month?

. What makes me happy?
I dunno. Mandy?

. What makes me sad?
Lack of aforementioned?

. Do you think I could kill someone?
Hmm... I always answer this question with: Anyone could kill anyone else if the situation demanded it, they just like to think they couldn't. (Psychological studies have been done, but can't be repeated for ethical reasons, because they involved the subject 'torturing' and in some cases 'killing' an actor pretending to be another subject.)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I died from suicide:
Grieve.

» I said I liked you:
Well, I think you did tonight.

» I kissed you:
Er, reciprocate, because it's polite, right? Then I'd probably go red, mutter, "What about, you know, Mandy," and then pull away. Reluctantly.

» I lived next door to you:
Pop around occasionally, invite you over to watch DVDs.

» I started smoking:
But, you already do.

» I stole something:
Look at you disapprovingly.

» I was hospitalized:
Visit, and make sure you were fine after you were discharged.

» I ran away from home:
Give you a ring and try and find out why, before deciding whether to persuade you to come back or not.

» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
I'd probably carry on with whatever I was doing. After all, I'm not there, so I don't know it's happening.


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
Very talkative. Maybe this is just in comparison to your other half.

» Eyes:
Pretty.

» Face:
Ditto.

» Hair:
Fiery, but not in a psychotic way. More of a glamorous way.

» Clothes:
Floaty.

» Mannerisms:
Can't think. Emphatic, perhaps?

» Family:
Upper class(?) rural sorts, of those I've met.

WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?:
Definitely.

» Lie to make me feel better?:
Tough one. I dislike lying for any reason, but I also dislike hurting people.

» Spread rumors about me?:
Nope. Except the one where I suspected you of being a L-E-S-B-I-A-N.

» Keep a secret if I told you one?:
Sure.

» Loan me some cash?:
How much?

» Hold my hand?:
Sure.

» Take a bullet for me?:
Er... A knife, maybe. I don't know you well enough yet for a bullet, sorry.

» Keep in touch?:
Sure.

» Try and solve my problems?:
Gladly.

» Date me?:
Heh, yeah.

» Love me?:
Woah, one step at a time. We haven't even dated yet!


(Note to self: re-read when sober and determine which bits need editing...)