Okay, so one of our Greeks (it turns out they're both called George, thus saving me the embarrassment of only knowing one of their names but not knowing which of them it was) set fire to the grill.

He then proceeded to use a powder extinguisher on it.

Result - not only a burnt out kitchen, but also a kitchen filled with white powder and no cooker.

Still, at least we might get a new one that knows how to cook chicken properly. (The late cooker always lied to us.) They better not take anything out of my deposit for this - it wasn't my food, and I always use foil in the oven so it doesn't leave fat everywhere.