Hmm, if I'm still drunk, I could still be in line for the fucker of all hangovers. I drank a lot of vodka last night, and the only time I've been hungover before now was after drinking vodka all night.

Okay, I admit it, I was home alone at Anny's house last summer - she'd gone to a club and I was too tired, so I stayed at home and watched Friday night Channel 5 films for about half an hour before getting bored and finding an Elvis Presley live show. Got to say, the King might not be my kind of thing, but he was a damn good singer.