The Bastard Test

You are certifiably:

26% bastard!
14% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
13% (less bastard than you)
85% (more bastard than you)

Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn