"I'm going to exercise my right of free speech for the first time in my life - we want you out of here as soon as possible." - Iraqi to a US Marine.

Saddam Hussein has already been spotted in more places than Lord Lucan. He's been in the Russian embassy, he's been in the mosque this morning, he's alleged to be on a convoy to Syria - no doubt he'll soon be found on a sofa in Huddersfield. - Andrew Gilligan, BBC News Online.

Apparently the flag that they draped over 'Saddam's' face was the one that was flown over the Pentagon on September 11th.

Remember what I said about some Americans being fucking moronic?